Why yes, I frequenly write letters to inanimate objects, don't you?

Dear Chariot -
Hi. How are you? I am doing well. Actually, I am doing really super well, all thanks to you (and my husband, who insisted we purchase you).

You have added much joy to my everyday life. My son wishes you would roll away and never come back, but he doesn't realize that his boring ride is really his Momma's salvation and personal trainer.

My one request is that you learn how to take your own 2 ton self up our basement stairs and out the front door. For as much money as we paid for you, I think that suggestion is entirely reasonable.

Thanks!

Much Love,
Amy