Such a Tease

Spotting.

Higher temperature.

Sore breasts.


Let me break it down for ya:


Spotting = crazy period.

Higher temperature = need to turn the AC on.

Sore breasts = to many chest presses.

OR

(wispers) Pregnancy?

My entire body aches to take a pregnancy test, and yet I can't will myself to actually follow through with it. If I wait longer to take to the test, will that make me pregnant? Yes. Brillant! Why don't I wait 9 months? That is completely logical. Perhaps I should take the damn test, since fondling myself every 3 seconds really isn't proper workplace etiquette (unless I were to change professions). But, I would rather contine to feel myself up, then stare at a test that only has one pink line. So, that leaves me...right back where I started!

Edited to add: Move along. No babies here....YET.